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You’re Miley Cyrus? That’s Nice for You.

Published 2 days ago by Agent E. at CelebNewsWire

We really, really hate the word diva. It’s super stinky. But we’ll cave and use it when we’re talking about Mariah Carey or Jennifer Lopez. There it seems to fit, to be be somewhat acceptable. But Miley Cyrus? She’s just a brat. So we think it’s pretty damn funny ...
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Kate Beckinsale Is Kind of a Dick
celebnewswire.com - 39 hours ago
Kate Beckinsale Is Kind of a Dick
— celebnewswire.com — Not pictured: dog Everyone seems to like Kate Beckinsale . She is pretty and stars in movies... nerds like. She’s constantly being named the Sexiest Women in/on the World/Planet/Hollywood/Planet Hollywood. But beneath that shiny hair and ... Kate Beckinsale Is Kind of a Dick

Comments vote down Yeeeah! - Snarky Celebrity Gossip found this 39 hours agofound this
CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel

Published 6 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! ( The Blemish ) Miley Cyrus ’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. ( PopEater ) But you ...
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I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked Lady/Tire Calendar
celebnewswire.com - 3 days ago
I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked Lady/Tire Calendar
— celebnewswire.com — Michelin uses a jolly character seemingly constructed of coiled feces, and Goodyear has a big fat blimp.... Tire advertising sucks except for Pirelli, whose entire sales model is based on elitism and naked supermodels. Which makes perfect sense, ... I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Pirelli: 2010 Naked ...

Comments vote down Cele|bitchy found this 3 days agofound this
Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts

Published 7 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

PETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the ...
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Shove It!

Published 8 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

It’s been kind of nice having Paris Hilton out of the gossip papers lately. Quiet. Calm. Less itchy and weepy around the gentials. But we’ve sort of missed her and her particular brand of dipshittiness, so we’re opening up our arms and thighs and happily accepting her back ...
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This Is Just Gross
celebnewswire.com - 8 days ago
This Is Just Gross
— celebnewswire.com — Now that Brittany Murphy ’s steady King of the Hill paycheck has gone to syndication heaven, girl’s... gotta work. And though we haven’t seen her in anything since that movie where she nannied Dakota Fanning (Shut up. It was on TBS.), ... This Is Just Gross

Comments vote down The Blemish found this 8 days agofound this
Avril Lavigne Unnecessarily Resurrects Wilmer Valderrama

Published 8 days ago by Agent E. at CelebNewsWire

There are some celebrity ex-boyfriends that we desperately want to return to the spotlight. Day after day we gaze upon the picture of Stamos Nachos that we cut from an old issue of Us Weekly and tacked up next to our computer and we lament, “Oh, Nachos, when will you ever return to us, ...
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90210’s Jessica Lowndes Sports Side Boob, Side Ponytail
celebnewswire.com - 9 days ago
90210’s Jessica Lowndes Sports Side Boob, Side Ponytail
— celebnewswire.com — We’ve seen a lot of titties in our day. Sure, maybe not in person, but magazines and... computer screens count, right? So we know that there are all different shapes and sizes and hangs and dimensions and whatnot. But we also know that plastic ... 90210’s Jessica Lowndes Sports Side Boob, Side Ponytail

Comments vote down Cele|bitchy found this 9 days agofound this
CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg

Published 9 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. ( Gone Hollywood ) Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. ( ...
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Lilo and Greasy Hit the John for Fun
celebnewswire.com - 9 days ago
Lilo and Greasy Hit the John for Fun
— celebnewswire.com — This morning we woke up and felt like something was missing in our lives. Something large and... clammy and teeming with riches. Then we sparked up the old computer and lo and behold, a big fat pouty meatball named Brandon Davis was back in our lives! ... Lilo and Greasy Hit the John for Fun

Comments vote down Pretty Boring - The Cure For the Daily ... found this 9 days agofound this
Blake Lively’s Boobs: Cruel Plastic Hoax?
celebnewswire.com - 10 days ago
Blake Lively’s Boobs: Cruel Plastic Hoax?
— celebnewswire.com — A while back there was this little sow called the Emmys. People got awards for doing stuff... like managing not to completely trod all over the grave of the best documentary ever . And it was really boring. So we focused on Blake Lively’s boobs . ... Blake Lively’s Boobs: Cruel Plastic Hoax?

Comments vote down Allie Is Wired! found this 10 days agofound this
Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston Costar in Comely Bikini Pics
celebnewswire.com - 11 days ago
Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston Costar in Comely Bikini Pics
— celebnewswire.com — Prince once urged us all to party as if it were the year 1999. CelebNewsWire takes most... of its cues from the doily-clad dwarf, so after masturbating with a magazine and Batdancing, we would like to invite you to ogle new pictures of Britney Spears ... Britney Spears and Jennifer Aniston Costar in Comely ...

Comments vote down FlyLip.com - Celebrity News From Around The Web. found this 11 days agofound this
Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Face Should Be Payment Enough for Goods and Services
celebnewswire.com - 10 days ago
Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Face Should Be Payment Enough for Goods and Services
— celebnewswire.com — It’s officially over. What, you ask? Lindsay Lohan ’s career. But how do we know? Is it... because we are other-level geniuses who see into the eye of celebrity and discern all of its most closely-guarded secrets? Well, yes, but also ... Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Face Should Be Payment ...

Comments vote down The Blemish found this 10 days agofound this
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
celebnewswire.com - 13 days ago
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
— celebnewswire.com — Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. ( IDLYITW ) Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom... Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. ( Cityrag ) Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s ... CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian

Comments vote down FlyLip.com - Celebrity News From Around The Web. found this 13 days agofound this
Michael Jackson’s Robot Clone
celebnewswire.com - 14 days ago
Michael Jackson’s Robot Clone
— celebnewswire.com — In the five amazing, genius-filled, Pulitzer-Prize-worthy years of CelebNewsWire, many stories have stood out as favorites. Cisco... Adler’s low-swinging ball bag . Britney Spears’s poon parade of terror . Russell Crowe as terrorist target ... Michael Jackson’s Robot Clone

Comments vote down Gone Hollywood found this 14 days agofound this
Winehouse Desires Assplants

Published 15 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

We’re going to see a lot more of Amy Winehouse coming up. By that we mean that she’s planning on getting plasticine balloons shoved inside her butt cheeks, making them R. Crumb worthy. The Daily Mail reports: Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her ...
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Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip
celebnewswire.com - 15 days ago
Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip
— celebnewswire.com — Moms are so embarrassing when you’re 12. During Thanksgiving dinner, they loudly ask you if you’ve started... your period yet. They chaperone your spring fling dance and do the Roger Rabbit. They mention your childhood bed wetting problem ... Shauna Sand Promotes Sex Tape with Maternal Nip Slip

Comments vote down Cele|bitchy found this 15 days agofound this
Jessica Alba’s Been a Very Bad Girl
celebnewswire.com - 15 days ago
Jessica Alba’s Been a Very Bad Girl
— celebnewswire.com — Last week, when you were doing you routine Google searches (bunnies humping, Dakota Fanning nude, and the... like) you came up empty handed with you searched for “ Jessica Alba getting spanked.” But knowing that each day offers new ... Jessica Alba’s Been a Very Bad Girl

Comments vote down Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood gossip, Entertainment News - Anything ... found this 15 days agofound this
CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa

Published 16 days ago by Inspector S. (CNW Admin) at CelebNewsWire

Sammy Sosa used to be a black guy, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed dude? We didn’t just make that up? ( Gabby Babble ) It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. ( PopEater ) Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay ...
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