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http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/ - FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film ...

A CAUTIONARY TALE ABOUT GOING BAREBACK
This is the trailer for Babies , a documentary about, you guessed it, babies. Simultaneously follows four babies around the world — from birth to first steps. The children are, respectively, in order of on-screen introduction: Ponijao, who lives with her family near Opuwo, ...
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CANADA OUTLAWS HAPPY GILMORE
A supreme court judge in Canada, no doubt wearing a flannel robe and banging a gavel made of denim, has ruled that using a Happy Gilmore -style golf swing “breaches a duty of care” on the golf course. In the case, the plaintiff sued after the defendant tried to impress his ...
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A MUCH BETTER NINJA ASSASSIN TRAILER
(It’s ironic that the spark factory is where dudes most often go shirtless) I’m still convinced this film is going to blow massive yak nuts, but at least Ninja Assassin finally has a decent trailer. It’s basically the male equivalent of Twilight . Full of lame clichés ...
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PETE HAMMOND ACCIDENTALLY SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY
If you pay any attention to the world of film critics, and I hope to God you don’t, you’ve probably already heard of Pete Hammond, who’s sort of notorious for being a whore. Fittingly, he now works for the LA Times. His latest column , despite predicting an Oscar ...
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THIS IS AN *OFFICIAL PUBLICITY STILL*
THIS IS AN *OFFICIAL PUBLICITY STILL*
filmdrunk.uproxx.com — The headline says it all, folks. This is an actual publicity still from Old Dogs , and... it is simply magical. I can only assume they’re going the Miracle Whip route and trying to outdo Faces of Old Dogs by making their own marketing so ... THIS IS AN *OFFICIAL PUBLICITY STILL*
IT’S OFFICIAL, WE NOW HAVE TOO MUCH AVATAR
(Michelle Rodriguez pilots future helicopters a quarter mile at a time) Avatar just released a new “interactive” trailer, and what that means is that you can go to this site and download an Avatar desktop application that has video trailers for all the characters from Avatar , ...
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JAMES CAMERON WANTS TO MARRY HIS COMPUTER
IGN just debuted this new clip from James Cameron’s Avatar , “Thanador Chase”. It’s not 3-D, but it looks pretty, and watching it you can sort of imagine what it’s going to look like when it’s in 3-D. The scene is basically the Captain Kirk vs. the ...
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KRISTEN STEWART IS A PUBLICIST’S DREAM
I apologize for yet another New Moon post, but you know me, these abstinence pinup studs just make my man panties so moist. Anyway, this is from a couple of days ago on Kimmel, where it was revealed that Taylor Lautner was a tween breakdancer (25 seconds), and Kristen Stewart is a ...
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ADAM SANDLER WATCHING HELLBOY
Funny People comes out on DVD today, and though I agree that it should’ve been 15 minutes shorter, I liked it, and if you didn’t it’s probably because you’re a stupid idiot with a limp wiener and everyone hates you. To promote the release, they released this deleted ...
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DAILY CIRCLE JERK IS NOW THE DAILY CUDDLE
For a few months now, I’ve been calling my link dumps “Daily Circle Jerk”. It was always a bit of a vulgar and uncouth title not befitting a classy site such as this one. So it will henceforth be known as the Daily Cuddle. Thank you and good day. DAILY CUDDLE LINKS  ...
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NIC CAGE HUNTS WITCHES
In just one of his sorcery-related projects this year, Nic Cage reteams with Gone in 60 Seconds director Dominic Sena, fresh off the critically-acclaimed thriller Whiteout (6% on RottenTomatoes , one of the few positive reviews called it “A tolerably entertaining film starring the ...
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JIM CAMERON ON 60 MIN: STUDIO WANTED OJ FOR TERMINATOR
I don’t usually watch 60 Minutes because I don’t have grey pubes, but yesterday they did a profile on JC, aka Jesus Cameron, director of Avatar and creator of the universe amen. It’s mostly the same stuff you’ve already heard in his Playboy interview , his New ...
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COMMENTS OF THE WEEK: TRUST ME VAN
Word up, y’all. Today I’m making like a slut who didn’t finish high school at an arena football game and giving away some free t-shirts. Rob at ShirtGenius was nice enough to send over these vannin t-shirts, which seem well suited to our purposes. Rob is a sick son of a ...
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THE BEST OF THE NEW MOON MASHUPS
I’ve gotten 10 or 11 Twilight New Moon -related parody videos in the last 12 hours, so if you sent me one, I’m sorry, it was probably really funny, but I’m swamped worse than your mom’s crotch over here. This one, however, really stood out from the pack. It ...
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BRAND NEW AVATAR FEATURETTE
Since I know you guys have barely heard anything about this project, here’s a new featurette for James Cameron’s Avatar . A couple thoughts: first, as much as I want to see it, I can’t get this comment about it the other week out of my head: “Good news, we can fly ...
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NEW MOON: BIGGER THAN DARK KNIGHT, HARRY POTTER
(She wants to be a stupid lamb.) According to Nikki Finke , Twilight Saga: New Moon ’s opening-day numbers are bigger than Dark Knight and Harry Potter . To put it in layman’s terms, that’s pretty big. Rival studios are telling me this morning that Summit ...
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SORRY, TWILIGHTERS, GOOGLE NEVER LIES
Thanks to the magic of the internet, we have this screen shot from a Robert Pattinson fan site and ads Google chose to accompany it, which all deal with sex offenders. Cute. But, logically, would sex offenders really be looking for other sex offenders? I don’t think they party like ...
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JASON SEGEL GIVES OUT HIS PHONE NUMBER IN SONG
From SlashFilm : Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) joined The Swell Season — Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová (you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once ) — on stage at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on November ...
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DCJ: MEGAN FOX CROTCH EDITION
Aw, poor Megan Fox. These are her outtakes from a photoshoot for… The New York Times, believe it or not. She looks about as confused and bored as the hookers I pay to do this same pose. [via Popoholic ] DCJ Links: 10 things you should never say to a gamer. For instance, ...
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SEAN CONNERY TO PLAY A SKATEBOARDIN’ VETERINARIAN
(”She’sh really capshured the esshensh of how I shalk my prey.”) Sean Connery has been saying he’s retired from acting for the past few years, but he recently agreed to voice the lead character in an upcoming independent CGI animated feature, and you just know it ...
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