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Lindsay Lohan Managing Ali's Career:  Trainwreck Ahead
Lindsay Lohan Managing Ali's Career: Trainwreck Ahead
snarkfood.com — A few weeks ago, Dina, Lindsay and Ali Lohan were all out on the town. They arrived... at Hollywood club Villa and were turned away at the door. Why? Because Ali Lohan is effin’ fifteen years old, that’s why! Now, big sis LINDSAY is taking over Ali's "career." ..... Lindsay Lohan Managing Ali's Career: Trainwreck Ahead
Britney Spears Has A Painful Extension Malfunction
snarkfood.com — Brit-Brit was doing her “Circus” thing last night in Oakland, when she was lifted from a couch... during a trapeze stunt. Here is why mama always said “don’t join the circus if you have glued-on hair.” One of Britney’s acrobats ripped out her hair extension!...Video here! Britney Spears Has A Painful Extension Malfunction
Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen
snarkfood.com — The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on... her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight.... Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job As A Topless Dancer!
Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job As A Topless Dancer!
snarkfood.com — Times have been getting pretty rough for Lindsay Lohan, who recently got the boot from Samantha Ronson... and her wallet. Lindsay hasn’t had a good job in QUITE awhile, and has plowed through a lot of her dough… so “it’s the economy” for Li-Lo too. Things are looking up for her short-term... Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job As A Topless Dancer!
Levi Johnston To Dish With Tyra About Bristol Palin
Levi Johnston To Dish With Tyra About Bristol Palin
snarkfood.com — Guess Levi Johnston’s figured out that the way to keep living the good life, without being saddled... with Bristol Palin and his kid, is to take it on the road! Levi’s gonna bring his mom and his sister to tell it all to Ty-Ty Banks Monday, April 6th. He’s going to yap about... Levi Johnston To Dish With Tyra About Bristol Palin
Madonna Loses Attempt To Snag Another Malawi Baby
snarkfood.com — Madonna’s lawyer stated this morning that a judge has rejected her bid to adopt a second child... from Malawi. The judge has been watching clips from the Vadge tour, and he doesn’t want the little girl in question to grow up freaky.... Madonna Loses Attempt To Snag Another Malawi Baby
Britney Spears Wanted Sam Lufti To Rescue Her From Daddy?
Britney Spears Wanted Sam Lufti To Rescue Her From Daddy?
snarkfood.com — That’s what Sam (Osama) Lufti’s sister Christina alleged yesterday at his restraining order hearing. Sam was the... great “manager” who kept Britney Spears prisoner in her own house and hid all of her cellphones, while she went batshit crazy. Christina testifyeth:... Britney Spears Wanted Sam Lufti To Rescue Her From Daddy?
Is Angelina Jolie Helping Octomom?
Is Angelina Jolie Helping Octomom?
snarkfood.com — Snarkista hopes so because it would suck Angie Jo and her giant brood into the shizzstorm that... is Octomom Nadya Suleman’s life, and we’d get to watch. This drama is COMPLETELY irresistible for Angelina Jolie. An eight-baby score doesn’t come around every day. This is from the Star, so... Is Angelina Jolie Helping Octomom?
Valerie Bertinelli Is Smoking Hot!
Valerie Bertinelli Is Smoking Hot!
snarkfood.com — She’s lost 50 pounds on the program as a spokeswoman, and has landed on the cover of... People this week in a string bikini! Girl is 48 and looks like she’s 28!!... Valerie Bertinelli Is Smoking Hot!
John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston
John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston
snarkfood.com — Some of Jennifer Aniston’s “friends” who love to blab to the tabs about her, are cashing checks... again! This time, they told the Star that she broke up with John Mayer again (this time for SURE maybe), because he would rather Twitter than talk to the Stalker.... John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston
Lindsay Lohan Is Living On Credit And Sam
Lindsay Lohan Is Living On Credit And Sam
snarkfood.com — Lindsay Lohan was serious the other day when she said that “being unemployed is scary.” She’s reportedly... blowing up her credit cards AND Samantha Ronson’s dough. The NY Daily News reveals:.... Lindsay Lohan Is Living On Credit And Sam
Kelly Clarkson Sure Looks Pregnant, Pees In The Shower
Kelly Clarkson Sure Looks Pregnant, Pees In The Shower
snarkfood.com — ...As for Kelly, she looked like she might be in the family way on the Idol stage,... even though she told Ryan Seacrest she was single AND available. .. Kelly Clarkson Sure Looks Pregnant, Pees In The Shower
John Mayer May Have Dumped Aniston Again
John Mayer May Have Dumped Aniston Again
snarkfood.com — Geez you need a scorecard to keep up with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, but Stalker doesn’t... seem to be able to hold on to the lady-lovin’ Mayer despite her best P.I. efforts..... John Mayer May Have Dumped Aniston Again
Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Splitsville
Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Splitsville
snarkfood.com — Well, Snarkista’s sad to say it looks like there won’t be a royal Alaskan wedding this summer,... as Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol has kicked her baby-daddy Levi Johnston OUT..... Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Splitsville
Jonas Brothers Announce World Tour Dates!
snarkfood.com — Squeals will ring out all over the world this summer as tween heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers MAY... be coming to a stadium near them! The Bros announced their World Tour dates today via a video message, ...watch it here! Jonas Brothers Announce World Tour Dates!
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