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Dita, Fit For A King
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton — ... An insider says, “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.” ...

Prince Charles accidentally booked Dita Von Teese for Prince Harry’s birthday
Cele|bitchy — ... what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. “But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.” We’re sure Prince Harry will forgive his old man when the burlesque performer toasts his big day with a giant glass of champagne garnished with her own breasties. [From the Daily Star] It’s hard to tell just how accurate this story is, but it certainly seems like ...

Best Accidental Birthday Present Ever
Glitterati Gossip — ... invited her to perform at Prince Harry’s 24th birthday. Our man said: “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. Is that sitcom material, or what? They could call it "The Prince and Me" and it could be all about the wacky antics that Dita and Charles got in together. Sort of a "Jeeves and Wooster" with boobs. Via the Daily Star .

Prince Charles Hired Dita Von Teese…By Accident
Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood gossip, Entertainment News - Anything Hollywood — ... Charles was introduced to Dita Von Teese over the weekend at the Cartier Polo event.  He must have been taken by her beauty because he asked what she did.  Being the ever gracious girl, she replied she was a dancer.  She didn’t mention it was burlesque and Charles didn’t ask.  Instead, he said, well, my boy likes dancers, so come to his birthday party! Oops.  Dita herself looked embarrassed - probably because she knew he couldn’t afford her price tag - and didn’t say anything.  The Daily Star says Royal staffers informed him exactly what she did a few minutes later and the ...

Prince Charles Is An Awesome, Though Clueless, Dad
Backseat Cuddler — [image] At least, that’s what Prince Harry was thinking, I’m sure, when he heard that his dad had invited Dita Von Teese to perform at his 24th birthday party.  Apparently Prince Charles met Dita at the Cartier International Polo Tournament last weekend. Then, according to the UK’s Daily Star : Charmed by her alabaster assets, he asked what she did for a living and Dita, 35, replied: “I’m a dancer.” This vague job description failed to convey that her act involves giving a rhythmic biology lesson in a giant martini glass and doing the sort of things to a massive olive ...

Dita Von Teese hired by Prince Charles
Celeb Roundup — According to the Daily Star Dita Von Teese was hired by Prince Charles to dance at Harry’s birthday party. Apparently they met at a Polo Tournament. When he found out she was a dancer he invited her to dance at Harry’s party. It wasn’t until later he learned Von Teese was an erotic dancer. Let’s put aside the fact that he didn’t know the nature of Dita’s act. Have you ever heard of hiring a dancer for a party ? Pianists and clowns are pretty popular in certain circles I guess but dancers ? Was Prince Charles hoping Harry ...

Prince Charles Accidentally Hires Burlesque Dancer For Royal Party
Oh No They Didn't! — ... was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. “But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.” We’re sure Prince Harry will forgive his old man when the burlesque performer toasts his big day with a giant glass of champagne garnished with her own breasties. Dedicated to hardcoresince3 source

Dita Von Teese Will Dance At Prince Harry Birthday Party
Superficial Diva — ... glass. Some people wish they could be the olive Diva plays with during that show. Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realized what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living. Source via link Related posts Dita Von Teese Is Hot on Maxim July Issue ...

Charles Hires Exotic Dancer for Royal Bash
Mollygood — ... Ha! In a case of mistaken career, Dita Von Teese, the woman who strips for a living but gets pissed if you call her a stripper, was asked by Prince Charles to perform for his son, Prince Harry, at Harry’s birthday party in September. Charles unwittingly hired the stripper after they met at the Cartier International Polo Tournament and she told him she was a “dancer,” forgetting to add that her routine closes with her breasts slick with soapy water and topped with glittery pasties. Oh, won’t the ...