Morning time wasters
The Blemish —
Hollywood Rag: Kate Moss keepin’ it business
Yeeeah: Harry Potter is gay
CNW: Halle Berry flaunts her spawn
Hollywood Tuna: Sienna Miller’s got cleavage
WIMB: PETA wants you to know the best vegetarian rehab centers
DRW (Site NSFW): Jennifer Hawkins in a bikini
UseMyComputer: Phoebe Price is so white
Lainey: Anne Hathaway’s dress over the top? Does not compute
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Clay Aiken Finally Comes Out
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... blind aunt already knew that. They could have at least come up with a more interesting title, one that hasn’t been done before. Here’s a few:
1. The Keebler Elf Really DOES love Fudge!
2. “Measure of a Man”–it’s not the size that matters
3. I Love It a “Thousand Different Ways”
4. I’m Here and I’m - Well, You Know!
5. He’s a Hard Act to Swallow
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Pink is Proud to be Called Gay
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... an untreated case of hyrdocephalus. Sure, they THOUGHT they were hurting my feelings, but I just so happened to be an ardent admirer of Victor Hugo and so I was PROUD to be likened to his literary character. Take THAT, school bullies!
Pink arriving in Sydney
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Zac Efron Impressed by Daniel Radcliffe’s Balls
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... with time. I’m not going to do anything drastic.’
Oh come on, Zac. You’re not foolin’ us none. Admit it–being a part of the visual and audio abomination that is High School Musical has caused your penis to shrink back in on itself and your groin to swallow your balls. Maybe if he isn’t willing to take off his pants, well, maybe he can just play the mount.
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Ron Weasely Gets Swine Flu
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... Since he’s a celebrity and can get into places I can’t, maybe he’ll go cough on the cast of Twilight for me.
Behind the scenes at the London studio for the filming of The Dealthly Hallows, because I know you’re big nerds:
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