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Harry says, 'If Shit Got THE LOVE GURU On It, Shit Would Wipe It Off!'
Unfuckingbelievably unspeakably awful. THE LOVE GURU is astonishingly rancid. There's a part of me, that wants THE LOVE GURU to make like 75 Million opening weekend. Why? So that the entire - giant film going audience marks Mike Myers' death as a comedian. Reviews of this film are nearly universally grotesquely negative - and with good reason. With this film, Myers puts a shotgun in the mouth ...
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Love Guru is being pummeled by the press…
Lair of the Green Knight — Hey all… Love Guru I’m a fan of Mike Myers ‘… But have you seen some of the reviews for Love Guru ? People are saying some really nasty things about it. Ain’t it Cool News had this article today… And what’s funny to me is I was already on the fence about it vs. Get Smart . (You can see my fence sitting here .) But Get Smart is getting mixed press in a number of places. So I’m going to see Get Smart tomorrow sometime. (Sizziling Popcorn got a sneak peek and they say to see Get Smart. Your Movie Stuff didn’t really ...

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my new plaid pants — ... I mean, forget "Seize the day" and "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"... that quote of Dave Foley's about your brilliance is indeed the Greatest Quote Ever! I mean, retch. Get a fucking grip, Mike. You are not Peter Sellers, and you're never gonna be Peter Sellers. Anyway, because of my newfound desire to see MM fail spectacularly just this once, this quote from Harry Knowles' review/evisceration of The Love Guru made me chuckle: ...

‘The Love Guru’ So Bad, Even Harry Knowles Hates It
Vulture — ... But then, this morning, Ain't It Cool News' Harry Knowles weighed in: "The Love Guru is astonishingly rancid." Not just rancid — rancid in a way that is astonishing. Recently, Knowles declared Speed Racer ...

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